Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
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why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
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Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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