We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
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When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
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My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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