All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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