I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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