my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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