How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Randomize
