I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I met the friendliest cop last night
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
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A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
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She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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