ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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