She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Naked Twister starts at high noon
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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