So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
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Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
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If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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