I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just cut my nipple shaving
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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