don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
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Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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