so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
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If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
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So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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