I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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