Nicole vs. Life
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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