he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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