Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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