Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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