I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
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Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
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She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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