did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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