Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
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You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
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I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
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