Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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