Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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