I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Randomize
