Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
it's like iHOP with fire
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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