I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
she peed on how many people?
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her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
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I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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