and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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