One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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