That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
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I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
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You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Randomize