How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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