She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
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I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
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I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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