Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
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He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
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You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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