And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
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Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
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And my parents said I crawled through the house
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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