SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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