when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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