Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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