i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
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Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
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I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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