i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
this just has baby written all over it
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And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
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September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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