This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
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Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
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Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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