What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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