I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
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It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
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He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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