he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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