you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
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Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
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I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.