Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Randomize
