Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
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I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
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My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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