dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
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Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
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So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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