There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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