Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
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When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
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Your topless pictures make me question reality
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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