can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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