Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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