in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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