You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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