Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
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