It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
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been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
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I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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