He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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